Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Addendum to Out of the Mouths of Babes...

I already have more stories.  Can you believe it?  I bet you can. 

First and foremost, my brother and sister in law recently found my nephew, Joey's, "hate list" in a notebook he had stashed.  It reads...
1.  Communists
2.  Justin Bieber
3.  Republicans
4.  Decisions


He is definitely part of our blood line. ;o)  I love, love, love him! 

In a separate notice, I'd like to add another very common, yet unhelpful/uncomforting phrase to my previous list.  I've rewritten them all again, in case you've forgotten.  Although, you should probably commit these sayings to memory, if you haven't already.  It is the only way you'll be able to use them to annoy people like me. 

(The order of unhelpful sayings may not be the same as last nights.  Yes, I'm just that lazy that I refuse to go back and look at what I wrote last night.  If I do get them in the right order, I should for sure get a prize.  So, what am I going to get?  Huh?  Huh?)
1.  It is what it is.
2. You never know.
3.  Time will tell.
4.  What will be, will be.
5.  It'll happen when you least expect it!  (Although, admittedly, I do tell my students this frequently.  It really is the only way they will stop hassling me...i.e. "Juuuuuuuddy (read with whiny voice) when are we going to get to play bingo again?"  Or, "Juuuuuddy, when are we getting new pencils?"  Or, basically any other inane question...and to which, I like to reply, "It will happen when you least expect it!"  It's kind of like a nice way of saying, "That is never going to happen, at least for a very long time."

Oh, what's that sound?  What is it?  hm?  Oh, that's just my bed calling my name.  Sleep is so good.

Today's list:  Painful/torturous exercises I endured today
1.  Kettlebell lifts
2.  Weight shifts
3.  Lunges
4.  Push ups
5.  Plank taps
6.  straight leg, bicycle and wrap around ab cycle
7.  15 sets of stairs
8.  oblique crunches with the kettlebell
9.  tricep dips
10.  this could go on and on...the good news is, I feel mostly good.  Only a bit weary...and I'm pretty sure that this workout is what keeps me up until the unGodly hour of 10 pm....

see ya next week!
J

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